Money can’t buy you happiness. Unless she’s a whore.– UrDadButSkinnier
Even worse than UrMomButPrettier’s blog!!!
This blog ALSO contains severely inappropriate awesomeness for the sole purpose of comedy and is not suitable for any under 18+, or bitches in general. (Your mother still included). And again, EVERYTHING on this blog is my personal creative content. So credit me (or he?) goddammit!
You’ve been double-warned!!!
*No joke here is meant to be taken literally! None!
(connesiou)whore—a picky ho
great dickion—(see “to get ahead”)
nonconfwhorming— a ho who isn’t very limber
non-dicktionable—you will be a whore, NO EXECEPTIONS!!
unforwhoretunate—“I am fucking your girl as we speak”
whoredained- has a mouth blessed by god himself
whorescence-the essense of a fair-skinned ho
whorrific—a ho with no boundaries; aka “Marriage Material”